{"id":12,"date":"2010-11-19T20:16:58","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T20:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.vbros.net\/?page_id=12"},"modified":"2014-08-18T23:32:19","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T23:32:19","slug":"12-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.vbros.net\/?page_id=12","title":{"rendered":"The VBros"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to the world of the VBros!<\/p>\n

The VBros started off like many bands of this era. They emerged from a warm dark place and were slapped repeatedly until they cried – thus acquiring the trait of male sensitivity. It is reported that their mothers were also slapped…likely for a different reason.<\/p>\n

From this primordial emergence, two lives were thrust together, each destined to undergo exponential degenerative mutation and ultimately coalesce into a single lower lifeform\u2014the VBros.<\/p>\n

This distasteful existence has continued to devolve at an accelerating rate. The VBros most recent CD,\u00a0Abnormophilia<\/em>, has perhaps come at the nadir of their deviance. Don’t count on it.<\/p>\n

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Hope you weren’t counting. Trashfire<\/em> is now available on iTunes and CDBaby. The spiral continues to accelerate and tighten. Soon the black hole of oblivion will swallow the VBros whole.<\/p>\n

…but maybe not before another CD or two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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