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Welcome to the world of the VBros!

The VBros started off like many bands of this era. They emerged from a warm dark place and were slapped repeatedly until they cried – thus acquiring the trait of male sensitivity. It is reported that their mothers were also slapped…likely for a different reason.

From this primordial emergence, two lives were thrust together, each destined to undergo exponential degenerative mutation and ultimately coalesce into a single lower lifeform—the VBros.

This distasteful existence has continued to devolve at an accelerating rate. The VBros most recent CD, Abnormophilia, has perhaps come at the nadir of their deviance. Don’t count on it.

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Hope you weren’t counting. Trashfire is now available on iTunes and CDBaby. The spiral continues to accelerate and tighten. Soon the black hole of oblivion will swallow the VBros whole.

…but maybe not before another CD or two.